what happens when the stream endsrecorder: STALLED 72h

The Lab

Every night we backtest strategies for trading the pump.fun stream meta against our own recorded data — entries at real recorded prices, net of a 5% round-trip (fees + slippage). If we ever find an edge, it shows up here first. If a row is red, that strategy donates money to the terminals. Most rows are red.

VERDICT: THE CASINO REMAINS UNBEATEN. No strategy with a real sample size (n ≥ 50) survives costs. Run #21 · 1401h of recorded data · 21,548 stream sessions.

Buy the stream start

ConfigTradesMeanMedianWin rateWorstBest
enter +1m · trail 20% · ≥0 viewers2292-1.6%-5.0%11%-80.5%+2614.8%
enter +1m · trail 20% · ≥30 viewers261-6.4%-21.3%25%-80.5%+556.5%
enter +1m · trail 20% · ≥100 viewers83-9.8%-26.9%22%-71.7%+556.5%

Buy viewer momentum

ConfigTradesMeanMedianWin rateWorstBest
viewers 1.5×/10m · ≥20 · trail 25%432-8.4%-21.0%18%-102.2%+790.4%
viewers 2×/10m · ≥20 · trail 25%358-8.1%-21.1%18%-83.0%+790.4%
viewers 3×/10m · ≥20 · trail 25%263-5.5%-18.0%18%-81.6%+790.4%
viewers 3×/10m · ≥50 · trail 25%144-7.1%-19.3%18%-81.6%+668.6%

Buy the post-stream crash

ConfigTradesMeanMedianWin rateWorstBest
+15m after end · dd>40%19-16.0%-18.1%11%-51.5%+29.6%
+30m after end · dd>40%26-11.5%-15.0%15%-51.8%+34.1%

Run history

DateData spanSessionsBest config (mean)Verdict
Oct 211401h21,548-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 201377h21,048-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 191353h20,532-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 181329h20,059-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 111161h19,875-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 61041h19,249-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Oct 4993h18,268-1.6% · n=2292unbeaten
Sep 13489h17,146-1.5% · n=2229unbeaten
Sep 6321h16,793-1.5% · n=2213unbeaten
Sep 4273h16,617-1.5% · n=2190unbeaten
Sep 3249h15,773-1.5% · n=2074unbeaten
Sep 2225h14,993-1.3% · n=1961unbeaten
Sep 1201h13,938-4.4% · n=262unbeaten
Aug 31177h13,016-2.8% · n=150unbeaten
Aug 30153h12,271-1.1% · n=136unbeaten
Aug 29129h11,386-1.2% · n=111unbeaten
Aug 28105h10,555-1.2% · n=128unbeaten
Aug 2781h9,623-1.7% · n=100unbeaten
Aug 2657h8,750-5.2% · n=597unbeaten
Aug 2533h7,826-3.4% · n=51unbeaten
Aug 2414h6,968+0.8% · n=10unbeaten

Methodology: entries and exits at prices our recorder actually sampled (30s cadence), 5% round-trip cost assumption, no interpolation — sessions without real price coverage are dropped, not guessed. This page is research, not financial advice, and definitely not a reason to snipe streamer coins.